Billions of coffee filters.

So, I was rather surprised when I discovered the coffee filters I just bought at Publix yesterday were missing! (good heaven's I go to Publix a lot!) Anyways, how annoying! And how was I supposed to make coffee this morning? Luckily I was going out for breakfast. But still,  I couldn't believe that Publix must have made a mistake and not put them in my grocery bags. I went back to Publix and bought more coffee filters, even though I am sure they would have given them to me for free. I left the store clutching the bag of filters and they were not to leave my sight. Coffee filters are like paper "basket-shaped" gold to me. I put them in the front seat next to me so I could keep an eye on them lest they try and get away from me again.
As it turns out though, when I went to get something out of the fridge a moment ago, the 1st bag of filters were right next to the milk. Who the heck put them there? Certainly not I! *cough*
Now I have billions of filters. Don't worry, every last one will be used :)